Welcome, one and all, to Cubert Badbone, P.I. Version 1.25: a cheesy, low-budget adventure game!

STUFF FIXED IN THIS VERSION
Fixed the little bug which froze the game when you tried to order a Poopsie after buying a dancing elephant
Updated the game to use the newest version of SLUDGE

STUFF FIXED IN VERSION 1.2
Fixed speed of game so that it doesn't run insanely fast on newer machines
Added message asking whether or not the user wishes to quit
Pressing "+" now works if you have a keyboard in which "+" and "=" aren't on the same key

STUFF FIXED IN VERSION 1.1
Bug which won't let you save/load/quit at the beginning or after loading a game
A cursor is displayed while typing text into the Save box
Text speed is now changeable! (see below)

INSTRUCTIONS
Right-click on an object to examine it
Left-click on an object to interact with it
Right-click anywhere else on the screen to bring up your inventory items
Press "s" to save a game
Press "l" to load a game
Press "+"/"-" to change the speech text speed
Press "ESC" to quit

QUESTIONS/COMMENTS?
Visit http://www.cubert.tk
Or alternatively, e-mail webmeister@cubert.tk

HAVE FUN!