
                    "Warning" Startup Logo for Windows 95
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1. Introduction
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    Sick of the stupid blue-sky, everything's perfect in Microsoftland
    Windows 95 boot screen yet?  Well, we were, and we decided that
    we weren't going to take it anymore!  We created the most appropriate
    logo we could come up with (well the funniest one anyway), and it
    turned out pretty good.  It's the standard wimpy TV warning message
    which reads:

                                   WARNING

                           The following program may
                          contain scenes of violence,
                          coarse language, nudity, and
                              adult subject matter.

                          Viewer discretion is advised

2. Installation
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    Ok, there are two files, called LOGO1.SYS and LOGO2.SYS, but you only
    have to use one of them.  They are identical, except the first one has
    a small, almost-the-background-colour windows logo in the bottom right
    corner.  Try 'em both, or don't. :)

    Just copy the file of your choice to the root directory of your boot
    drive (C:) as LOGO.SYS.  Windows will automatically find and use it
    there.  For example,

        COPY LOGO1.SYS C:\LOGO.SYS

        (if it asks you to overwrite, say yes, but don't blame us)

    You're done.

3. Other crap
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    We're not responsible for anything that happens to your computer as
    a result of doing anything we suggest with these files (or with any
    files or ideas or suggestions), no matter how stupid you are.

    And no, I'm not going to type in capital letters, so screw off.

4. Who did this, and who can I yell at?
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    We are: 

    Brad Spencer <spencer@ug.cs.dal.ca>
    Dave Whiting <whiting@cs.stmarys.ca>

    Yelling at us won't help... see part 3 :)


