%b snorts, "And don't you come back %a" or I'll kick your butt again!
%b laughs, "%a, you pansy!" Har har har!
%b kicks %a in the ass, "Get lost 'ya bum!" he yells!
"Ever come back here again", says %b, "I'll bust your chops!"
%b hollars, "%a, ya WIMP!"
%a pouts, "Don't beat me up %b!"
%a runs off with screaming like a blithering idiot!
%a flips %b off (from a safe distance...) and then runs away!
"Damn!" %a cries, "I thought I was tougher than %b!"
"You lucky bastard!" %a cries, "I'll get you next time!"
"Damn!" %a sobs uncontrollably.
"Haw! Haw! I told you to run!," laughs %b.
