Have you bought a new weapon yet today? WHY not!
There are reports of hidden caves in the Forest!
There are reports of hidden caverns in the Graveyard!
An old woman said, "Wish I could just die!"
Seth Able cries out, "Uh, %a, uh, why yu'h playin, uh, GRUNT! fer?"
Seth Able whines, "What ever happend to the Dragon???"
An earthquake happend today!
%a was caught running through the town naked!
%a was caught taking a leak behind the town bar!
Today, %a helped a little girl home. Ahhhhhhh, nice.
